(With apologies to Larry Niven.)
Seraphim: "Truth can rip the heart out of an opposing
force just as well as a physical weapon. Of course,
physical weapons work better on tanks, so bring along
a good supply of both."
Cherubim: "The best defense is not a good offense.
The best defense is a terrifyingly accurate and
devastatingly powerful offense, with
multiply-overlapping kill zones and time-on-target
artillery strikes."
Ofanim: "A reaction drive is a weapon, with its
efficiency as a weapon directly proportional to its
efficiency as a drive."
Elohim: "A little force in the right place can topple
a city. So will a lot of force in the right place:
it rarely hurts to kick a little harder than
necessary."
Malakim: "Anything capable of storing and/or emitting
energy can be made to explode."
Kyriotates: "Always push the big, red, candy-like
button. Never obey signs that forbid you to push
this, turn that, or remove those."
Mercurians: "If somebody thought that it was
worthwhile to guard a particular object, item or
place, rest assured that it will be worthwhile for you
to blow it up."
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