Praise "Bob"!

You can TELL the true Yeti spawn. He has no NEED to make "sense" and is NEVER wrong, because he protects his enlightened Weird Genes, and needs NOTHING so he has it ALL! False Sanity is the foe! The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Conspiracy dupes are held in contempt not just by the spawn of the Yeti but by the lying bastards who are their true masters! They laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! Prepare for the day when they will be SWEPT away! What about the Conspiracy geeks? I'll tell you about the wretched Conspiracy dupes who are completely FILTHY. In their hopeless normality they are DOOMED never to know the holy JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Conspiracy geeks will BURN when the last days come! "Bob" teaches us that the essence of OverMan (or OverWOMAN)hood is divinely IMperfect! Yet still it EVOLVING ever faster and faster is merely ILLUSION!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?